I am a Good Judge & a Great Lawyer

When others drive fast
They suck
When I drive fast
I am in damn rush

When others cancel my call
They are non courteous
When I cancel their call
I am courteously busy

When others give money to cops
They are bribing
When I give money
I have an emergency

When others are overweight
They are termed fat & obese
When I am overweight
I am suffering from circumstances & disease

When others drink
They are called drinkers
When I drink
I call it compulsion & class

When others don’t finish my work
I call them careless
When I don’t finish their work
I am genuinely stuck up
When others suggest
I call them interfering
When I suggest
I call it concerning

When it’s about others
I am a GOOD JUDGE
When it’s about me
I am a GREAT LAWYER